so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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