they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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