I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
