then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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