12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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