I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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