how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I didn't notice because vodka
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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