Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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