Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My vagina just recognized that song.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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