Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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