Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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