just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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