And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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