Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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