TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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