at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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