Old men and throwing up are my life now.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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