check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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