The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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