so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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