he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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