Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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