4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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