You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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