i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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