are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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