I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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