At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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