Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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