Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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