i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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