Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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