I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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