so that wasnt chicken after all
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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