A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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