ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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