quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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