i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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