Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
