erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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