Do vagina's smell?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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