that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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