The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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