If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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