I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
