I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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