oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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