i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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