So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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