is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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