I hate all girls vehemently.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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