Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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