You really coming over, don't trick.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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