As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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