If that was your dad, he is hot
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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