dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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