i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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