I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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