its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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