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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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