if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dear god my vagina.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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