so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
where am i from again
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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